My flyer, Joely Smith, from Cheer Infinity Allstars.
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Me: Your skin is perfectly tanned year round
Me: You wear jean jackets and tight colorful pants
Me: You obnoxiously flirt with your bandmates
Me: And you have the ass of a kardashian
Me: I know what you are...
Louis Tomlinson: Say it. Say it out loud.
Me: Homosexual
sherlockholmesanddoctorwatson:
And in chemistry class I was talking to my friend, Jack, about a gay pride festival I went to. My teacher, stupid nosy bitch, decides she wants to join in on the conversation. She asks me what I’m talking about so I turned around and her reaction was to make a noise of utter disgust. She asked me to go to the main office and get a different shirt. But being the rebel that I am, I told her very politely “no, if you don’t like it you don’t have to look at it. It’s my shirt, not yours, and there’s nothing wrong with it.” She told me again that I needed to change my shirt. I said again that I wasn’t and she told me she would have to send me to my administrator for direct disrespect. So I put on a big smile and packed my stuff up while she wrote the discipline report up.
But the thing that made me so happy that I didn’t give in and change was that as I was walking out the door a girl in my class stood up and started to walk with me. My teacher was kinda pissed and told her that she would get a write up if she didn’t sit down. And this girl, she is my fucking hero. She says: “Write me up then. It’s one more story that I can go home and tell my mothers. And I’m sure my girlfriend would love to hear it, too.” Then she smiled and walked out. I just felt the need to share what happened today with my lovely followers.
this is amazing
Reblogging every time this comes on my dash.
this is so beautiful to me I just cant
PERFECTION!
me during shower time: what is my mission here on earth? what would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? what if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
This Gif relates to everything.
When you see a bug:
When you have homework:
When you see a cookie:
When you think you actually have a new friend:
When your on a roller-coaster:
When your computer shuts down:
When all your favorite blogs are all on at the same time:
When Tumblr shuts down:
You name it & it describes it perfectly.
